Last week I was able to purchase a new bra that I had been looking at for awhile now.
I barely had enough time to even try it on let alone wear it before my wife decided to “borrow” it. Below is a conversation we had on Facebook.
Me: put it back
Me: get your own
looks so good on me.
now it smells like me to
why ya gotta be like that?
Wife: Be like what You have to be more specific
Me: clothes stealer
Me: Well at least I know I have good taste
Wife: The girls are free now
Me: what girls?
Wife: They are out of the bra and the bra is somewhere I put it down
Its hanging on the door
Me: now it needs to be washed
Wife: No it doesn’t now it smells like a real woman
Me: and what’s that smell like?
Wife: A whole lotta awesome and sexy!